Kids, children, little shits. Whatever word you use for them, they’re generally all the same. Between the ages of 0 and 5 they’re snotty, loud and egotistic human beings. 5 to 10 they are all that in addition to annoying, bugging little human being. Then from 10 to 16 they get a little less disgusting but certainly more rude, anti social and vain.
Yep, we’ve just made it through the half term week(s). ‘Weeks’ because the French holidays split all through February and then the UK 2 weeks overlap at some point too meaning the slopes are absolutely jam packed with ski schools jumping the queues and snaking, 50 in a row, from one edge of the piste to the other. It’s poor etiquette to cut through the snake but fuck it, how else are you meant to get by?
Anyway, the slopes are gradually quieting down now and the guests are back to full chalets of adults, thank god! No more 2 dinner sittings. No more 2 extra courses to prepare. No more (well, almost no more) dropped crumbs, cakes,crisps and biscuits. No more missed toilet seat shits!?!?!. No more sticky fingers on every shiny surface in the chalet and no more running around the chalet screaming their heads off, taking off items of clothing (voluntarily may I