It's summer...now what do I do!?
So it’s fast approaching summer time and with a glimpse of sun, swathes of overweight, hairy men emerge from their winter caves, shirtless, revealing their shitty tattoos with little regard for the public decency! Happily guzzling from their proudly brandished Carling cans (other shit beers are available) in one hand and a conveyor belt of Marlboro fag butts being placed in their yellowed stumpy fingers in the other, these seasonal beasts are in their element. And its only ju